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<DIV><FONT size=2>While we are in a silly mood, why don't programmers answer
personnel problems on line.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Dear John </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>I was busy typing away at the computer, doing the family
monthly accounts. Something that takes me hours each month. The all of a sudden
out the blue, I get a blue screen and nothing works anymore. I restarted
the computer, but nothing. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I walked down to the bottom of the garden to the
shed where my husband was tinkering on some project or other and there I found
him, shagging the neighbours 20 old daughter. He saw me
and said,'You've finally caught me after 6 months of pleasure', then
got up and walked off. </FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>What do you suggest I do ?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Dear Sam</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I need to know what operating system you are using, when was
the last update and what wordprcessor you have. The fact that the computer does
not reboot, means that it could be a hardware fault. Do any of the Screen or CPU
lights come on. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Thanks John. </FONT></DIV>
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